Something I’ve noticed while watching the Hornets this year is that Al-Farouq Aminu’s facial expressions never change. A very wise man on a virtual Hornets blog/forum/Twitter said, “Al-Farouq always looks like his dog just died.”
AL-FAROUQ!!! AL-FAROUQ!!! YOU JUST WON THE PUBLISHER’S CLEARING HOUSE SWEEPSTAKES!!!!!
AL-FAROUQ!!! AL-FAROUQ!!!! JASON SMITH IS CHASING YOU ON A FASTBREAK!!!!!
AL-FAROUQ!!! AL-FAROUQ!!!!! WILLIAM HUNG HAS A SONG FOR YOU!!!!!!!
AL-FAROUQ!!! AL-FAROUQ!!!!! TYLER, THE CREATOR WANTS TO DO A REGGAE ALBUM WITH YOU!!!!!!!!
AL-FAROUQ!!!!! AL-FAROUQ!!!!!! JULIAN WRIGHT TOLD ME TO TELL YOU TO KEEP REPRESENTING!!!!!!!
AL-FAROUQ!!!! AL-FAROUQ!!!!! ANOTHER NAZI BLIMP BLEW UP IN THE SKIES OVER NEW JERSEY!!!!!!!!!!
AL-FAROUQ!!!! AL-FAROUQ!!!!!! BABIES DON’T HAPPEN JUST BECAUSE A MOMMY AND DADDY LOVE EACH OTHER!!!!!!!
AL-FAROUQ!!!! AL-FAROUQ!!!!!! THE WISCONSIN TIMBER RATTLERS OFFERED YOU A TRY OUT FOR THE TEAM!!!!!!!!!!
AL-FAROUQ!!!! AL-FAROUQ!!!!! YOUR UNCLE ALFRED BOUGHT YOU A 1992 BUICK SKYLARK!!!!!!!!!
AL-FAROUQ!!!!! AL-FAROUQ!!!!! SOME HIPSTER COMPANY WANTS YOU TO MODEL THEIR GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm on it.
